ABERCROMBIE & FITCH
WIN PENNSYLVANIA PRIMARY

Barack Obama lost the Pennsylvania primary tonight. And, if you ask me, Hillary Clinton didn't exactly win it either.

The clear winner tonight is Abercrombie & Fitch!

As Obama addressed his supporters in Evansville, Indiana -- and as I watched that address on CNN -- it was impossible to miss the three stunt supporters in the stands behind Obama's podium. Two rows up, three young white dudes (duds?) stood, all decked out in the A&F tee's for the whole world to see.

Dud(e) #1 on the left wore a black T-shirt with giant white vertical lettering, left of centre, running from shoulder to waist, which read F-I-T-C-H.

Dud(e) #2 in the middle wore a t-shirt with A&F emblazened across the chest.

And, dud(e) #3 on the right hand side your TV screen wore his t-shirt which read A Fitch, also right across his chest.

All three were completely visible, in perfect alignment and easy-to-read formation, for the entire duration of Obama's speech.

Maybe that's where Barack Obama got his $42 million in campaign funds? Maybe A&F actually stands for Alot & Fortune? Maybe the free airtime wasn't such an accident?