JOAQUIN AFTER MIDNIGHT
Would the real Joaquin Phoenix please stand up?

There are almost no words to describe Joaquin Phoenix's appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman tonight (last night). And it looks like I'm not the only one picking up my jaw off the floor after watching this interview because, lo and behold, it's already on the YouTube. (Of course it is!)

I've never seen anything *quite like this* on live TV, but thank God it happened on Letterman because this is for sure going to go down as an all-time classic.